We have internet at the house now.
And just as I'm writing this there's big time trouble going on, because one of the dogs ate chocolate cake and a f*cking tampon. I don't really know which one is worse since dogs can get really sick from chocolate and a tampon might just find a way through her system because she's not small. But anyways, that sucks!
Edit: Alright. She threw it all up. I'm just so relieved she doesn't have to go to the vet or worse things to happen to her..